God and Country, and Oklahoma

Yesterday, Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern caused a big stir and a media frenzy (49,100 results on 7/3!) with her offensive and blatantly factually inaccurate Oklahoma Citizens’ Proclamation for Morality. First of all, let me say that (surprising as this statement may be to those who are familiar with many of my political and social views) I am an unapologetic Christian (Methodist, baby!). I believe that Jesus died for my sins (and for yours) and came to redeem the world from sin, suffering, and death. I also believe that it is all Christians’ job in the world first and foremost to promote justice and to alleviate suffering throughout the world while spreading the gospel (Mother Teresa style)… NOT to go around condemning people. Didn’t Jesus himself say something about how the person who is without sin should throw the first stone? You can go ahead and label me a crazy fundamentalist now for being a Christian.

As a believer, as a human being, and as an American, I am horribly offended and repulsed by some of the claims made by Mrs. Kern in this proclamation. I do not agree with the ACLU on a great many things, but I do agree with the ACLU of Oklahoma wholeheartedly on the following:

The proclamation blames the economic downturn we are currently experiencing on abortion, pornography, divorce, and same sex marriage, among other things. Kern does not mention the greed of Wall Street elitists or the inability of our government to effectively regulate questionable financial practices that might be the true cause of our nation’s economic difficulties. Her proclamation is silent to meaningful solutions to address the very issues she blames for the “downturn of morality.” Kern’s proclamation, which amounts to a hate-filled diatribe, is full of inaccuracies. This proclamation alienates thousands of Oklahomans who are adherents to minority faiths or who practice no faith. It is unfortunate that she and others would promote such a divisive manifesto at a time when Oklahomans need to pull together to weather this current crisis.

Well said. I would have been at the state capitol myself protesting the signing of the proclamation, if I had not had to work yesterday afternoon.

For other eloquent refutations of Mrs. Kern’s vile proclamation for “morality,” see Rep. Al McAffrey’s blog entry and Rep. Ryan Kiesel’s speech. Mr. McAffrey and Mr. Kiesel are both Christians, too, by the way (I added this point not because I think it adds to their credibility – their points would stand as solid and well-reasoned regardless of religious belief – but only to illustrate that not all “Christians” are of the extreme right-wing Kern/Coulter/Limbaugh variety).

One other “God and Country” tidbit. The ridiculous GET MOTIVATED seminar was held in Oklahoma City a few days ago. I did not attend this event and have nothing to say about it… but I highly recommend Two-Headed Blog’s wonderful commentary regarding said event. One of their authors had the “honor” of attending. It’s a great read: Motivate This

On a personal note, the 4th of July is tomorrow and I’m off to a much needed vacation in Florida with my extended family. Fortunately these are people with whom I usually can avoid political and religious related conflict (because I agree with most of them on the most sensitive issues and can just use avoidance tactics with the others). I’ll be sipping on frosty beverages and watching the fireworks on the beach tomorrow night. This trip is much needed. I have become so upset by close-to-home political goings on in the past few weeks (and by political discussions I have had with people I know), that getting 1500 miles away from Oklahoma should do me a lot of good.

My laptop is coming on vacation with me, but it’s very unlikely that I will post anything for the next week or so. I also may not be able to moderate comments or reply to comments while I’m gone. Suburban Kitsch will likely be silent for a little while. Being a loudmouth is taking its toll on me – not that I post anything too terribly contentious on this blog (the worst of my soapbox speeches are usually displayed on other people’s blogs and comment pages).

Have a wonderful 4th.

Guns for Jesus

7/3/09 Edit: The New York Times has since also covered the story. A friend of mine pointed out that Christians and their clinging to “rights” is even more disastrous than simply clinging to guns… I agree. Apparently, Jesus actually died to protect your individual liberties and 2nd amendment rights (and not to redeem humanity from sin, suffering, and death).

I officially have a new favorite picture IN THE WORLD (see below). This news story about a church in Louisville would be really disturbing, except that I would like to believe that people (who would dare to call themselves Christians no less) who would do this are so few and far between as to not really matter at all… this is what I would like to believe. The article did also mention that there was a rival gun-free event held simultaneously across town by other religious groups. I should hope so!!! If I lived in L-ville and was aware of this craziness ahead of time, I would certainly be at that rival event waving a banner high.

(On a personal note, my entire extended family hails from Louisville and I am very familiar with the city… so ha!).

Jesus died to protect your 2nd Amendment rights

Jesus died to protect your 2nd Amendment rights

On Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, and the Virtue of Selfishness (and Ron Paul by association)

Stephen Colbert on Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged:

Colbert: this is “just another example of the little guy trying to keep the man down.”

Also, this blog post is good: http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/atlas-wanked-fiction-fraud-52-years. Says David Neiwert: “Watch out for ideologues. Ideas are more important to them than people.”

Ayn Rand via John Galt in Atlas Shrugged says to the poor, “You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you.” This is consistent with Rand’s views, as outlined in her 1959 interview with Mike Wallace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ukJiBZ8_4k

In other words, the poor (aka “the moochers who claim your product by tears”) are entirely personally responsible for their position in life and need to stop sponging off of the rich (via progressive tax rates, welfare, nationalized health care, etc). They deserve any ill fortune that comes to them due to lack of money and resources, because clearly they lack money and resources due to their own laziness and lack of initiative. Naturally they should accept responsibility and be personally accountable for a condition (poverty, destitution, etc) that they brought upon themselves. This concept is well outlined in the picture below… just add in “libertarianism” and that about sums it up.

This could just as easily read: LIBERTARIANISM

This could just as easily read: LIBERTARIANISM

Apparently Obama is the antichrist?

LOL… apocalyptic email forwards seriously crack me up. I’ve gotten past my initial reaction of irritation and judgement towards the sender(s) being really stupid… and now I can just enjoy these conspiracy theory and apocalyptic emails for their humor value alone.

Body of a recent email forward going around:

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-christ is:

The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is this anti-christ,………. OBAMA??

Seriously? Seriously. Real sophisticated (not to mention nonexistent) quote from the book of revelationS. It’s especially sad that I received this email from an actual purported bible-believing family member.

I do also have to credit Jared for his great commentary on this particular email:

The most intriguing part of this, aside from Caesar Nero having already been the elusive 666 figure during the 1st century, is that it claims the antichrist is prophesied to be of “Muslim descent.” Muhammad penned the Quran in the 7th century, over 500 years after the New Testament was complete. Strange that the New Testament was talking about Muslims before they existed.

Christian – Other

I genuinely want to know… why do so many of my friends and people I know categorize their religion on Myspace as “Christian – other” instead of as Protestant? When I think “Christian – other” I think Eastern Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, or Messianic Judaism… and that’s about it. So why are so many of you calling yourselves “Christian – other” instead of Protestant? I ask this sincerely: Do you not know what Protestant means? Protestant is Christian. Here is Wikipedia’s definition of Protestantism.

The category Protestant encompasses, (in my expert opinion) I would say, about 90% of the non-Catholic “Christian” population of the United States (especially in Bible-belt Oklahoma)… including churches like Lifechurch. Basically, if you go to an Evangelical, Evangelial Covenant (i.e. Lifechurch), Baptist, Methodist, Anglican/Episcopal, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Pentecostal, Charismatic, Nazarene, Assembly of God, Holiness, or most any other non-denominational church in the United States, you’re attending a Protestant church.
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Here’s is what Wikipedia has to say about the three main branches of Christianity:

Within Christianity numerous distinct groups have developed with beliefs that vary widely by culture and place. Since the Reformation Christianity is usually represented as being divided into three main branches:

  • Roman Catholicism: The Roman Catholic Church, the largest single body which includes several Eastern Catholic communities as well as certain smaller communities (e.g., the Old-Catholics), with more than 1.085 billion baptized members.
  • Eastern Christianity: Oriental Orthodox Churches, the Assyrian Church of the East, and the Eastern Orthodox Churches (including Western Orthodox churches which preserve Latin practices while accepting Orthodox theology), with a combined membership of more than 240 million baptized members. <<< This is what I would call “Christian – other”
  • Protestantism: Numerous denominations and groups such as Anglicans, Lutherans, Reformed, Evangelical, Charismatic, Presbyterians, Baptists, Methodists, Nazarenes, Anabaptists, and Pentecostals. The oldest of these separated from the Roman Catholic Church in the 16th-century Protestant Reformation, followed in many cases by further divisions.

So I genuinely want to know… why are all of you identifying as “Christian – other” instead of Protestant? Post a comment on this blog or just message me directly. Thanks much!